My Baby and Me

My baby and me, we’ve had our rounds

And despite the warnings from all over town

I know she’s the one for me in this life

I know she’s the one I want on this ride –

Even though she’s hotter than a $2 pistol,

Faster than a New York minute,

Crazier than a Betsy bug

I’m always gonna defend it.

Cause she can be sweeter than granny’s iced tea

And as gentle as a lamb

It’s all of her many qualities

That makes me who I am.

Some days I wonder if we’ll last another minute

When she’s having a fit and dragging me down in it

But I know she’s the one who’ll always stand by me

I know she’s the one who loves me endlessly –

Every night when we begin to settle in

And the sun sets on the farm

I know no matter how crazy the day unfolded

That she’ll be right here in my arms…

Even when she’s meaner than a junkyard dog

And madder than a wet hen

Cantankerous as a barnyard mule

I take it as she dishes it again and again

Cause she’s prettier than any picture

And lovelier than any summer’s day

And the ways that she shows me she loves me

Is why I’ll always stay…

Some days I wonder if we’ll last another minute

When she’s having a fit and dragging me down in it

But I know she’s the one who’ll always stand by me

I know she’s the one who loves me endlessly –